if you have a nasty beer gut and a tiny dick you are in no position to call a curvy girl fat
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life
Glitter on my face cause why not. #glamourismylife #treeinprogress
I’m sorry but I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. I’m not sorry. This is amazing.
fucking insane. mad respect
what the hell , I cant even draw a tree.